Satan
Hell's well
that ends unwell.
In the nether world, does formal wear mean underwear?
Styx stinks, and the boatman is a bore, Satan would be
interesting, only if he didn't snore.
Satan's rich because people believe in giving the devil
his due.
Satan's sick of parties. At every bash, doormen wishing
to confirm his identity are in the habit of asking:
``Horn please''.
There's something about Satan that makes God feel Good.
Lucifer was a high-flying archangel until he got
undergrounded.
In hell, it's fashionable for everyone to get together in
the evenings and have a bad time.
Lucifer laughed himself silly during the shooting of
``Crashing Down" because somebody yelled ``Cut'' and
he knew they simply couldn't be talking about his wings.
Hell's just not the place where you can grumble about
faulty airconditioning.
Hell's one place where you can relax and not worry about
global warming.
In hell, they fine you for not jumping the red lights.
Any unusual behaviour by Satan means he's losing his
heat.
Leena_5@excite.com