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Mail away your hate
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Hate? Need to express it mildly?
Choose a stamp or a postcard.
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If you're
stuck for words
choose from our stock of insults |
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I have this one last
line to shoot
I'm giving this our
relationship the boot |
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You are so well
grounded
only angels fly
and the day you start
flying is the day you die |
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Go walk during an air
raid
take your shoes off, in quicksand go and
wade,
disappear in the sun,
hide in the shade,
get made, unmade,
do anything but…
don't rain on my parade |
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You are warm, nice,
reliable, but I fear
you're not so very good a substitute
for my daily mug of beer |
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I'd climb the tallest
mountain, throw in a trip
to the moon too, or try to
drown myself in a lake,
do anything to avoid
getting mixed up with YOU, you avoidable
RATTLESNAKE |
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Here's something I
packed for you,
lovingly, with great care,
your clothes, your shoes, your underwear too,
now come on GET OUTA HERE |
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Your are lovely, pure
gold, and if I may be so bold,
I would wish to call you my honey,
but to you a woeful tale must be told, the
house is mortgaged, it can't be sold,
JUST FORGET THE ALIMONY |
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